I never have had so many words in a post that I had to split it out into two posts.Means something when you say it.
I never have had so many words in a post that I had to split it out into two posts.Means something when you say it.
No, I think the joke is that you get sucked into the story, thinking the punch line has to be something big, just for it to be that simple on words in the end.Here's my TL/DR from 2019.
It's a play on "Better late than never."
FIFY. (Mike's awesome, but wrong.)That's what you call a "shaggy dog story." I learned that on the last Mike Rowe podcast.
Oops. My bad. It was a really long week. Yes, shaggy dog story.FIFY. (Mike's awesome, but wrong.)
Shaggy dog story - Wikipedia
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Told the barnyard band story to my kids and they loved it. Thanks.
Of course as a dad, who came from a master of Shaggy Dogs, I had to draw it out even more. LOL
Eh, it’s not a bad story.Good thing I have no patience and skipped to the end.
You know, that actually happened to me Friday night at Kroger - NOT FUNNY!!!A guy walks up the grocery cashier after work on a Friday afternoon. On the belt he places:
1 orange
1 single pint of beer
1 single serve tv dinner
1 small yogurt
1 small bag of potato chips
1 1 liter pop
1 pint of ice cream
The cashier starts ringing him up and says "You're single, arent you?"
The man replies with some surprise "Why yes, I am. Can you really tell that much about me by what I'm buying and when?"
The cashier replies "No. Its because you're ugly. "
I dunno. There's someone for everyone.A guy walks up the grocery cashier after work on a Friday afternoon. On the belt he places:
1 orange
1 single pint of beer
1 single serve tv dinner
1 small yogurt
1 small bag of potato chips
1 1 liter pop
1 pint of ice cream
The cashier starts ringing him up and says "You're single, arent you?"
The man replies with some surprise "Why yes, I am. Can you really tell that much about me by what I'm buying and when?"
The cashier replies "No. Its because you're ugly. "
I dunno. There's someone for everyone.
Be more specific. We'll get some McGreasy content for you.Boy, these last few pages are a testament to why we need to bring back negative rep.
And Tommy's love was Becky.I dunno. There's someone for everyone.
Dang Gatlin boys…And Tommy's love was Becky.
Dang Gatlin boys…