My mom was a teacher also, and she had a girl named Candy Barr.
That would be a great stripper name...
IKR.
I had a HS classmate named Patches.
I a few years after graduating, I saw her, um, in an... establishment, with the stage name of ... Patches.
And KokomoDave - right there with you.
I went to 4H is a decidedly rural Indiana county with my wife, and I I did was rant about the stupid names - most were just dumb letter changes so the kid will have a lifetime of spelling out their name. Others were just plain dumb - "Saij" took the cake.