It's time we both moved on

[Kutnupe14]

Awesome. I'm probably the only one that get's the homage to "I Used To Love H.E.R."

 

[M88A1]

QUE, did you try couples counseling...You dont want to toss her out...without making sure you did everything to stay together for the bullits

 

[E5RANGER375]

Can you just imagine American "city boy" Lawyer Que out by himself in the Australian bush?

yes, yes i can .... OH CRAP, wrong hat

 

[joshuametivier]

now THAT is what I am talking about!! hilarious! I totally have intimate relationships with each of my guns. felt like I nut the last time I spouted about a gun like that. Qudo's to Que! joshua

 

[goinggreyfast]

It's OK Que, here's some Koolaid for ya:

 

[Hoosierdood]

You can't live the rest of your life wondering if she is just going to blow up at you every time you touch her. Good luck on your new relationship.

 

[E5RANGER375]

It's OK Que, here's some Koolaid for ya:

why would he go from one that puts out to one that doesnt?

 

[drgnrobo]

Im having old girlfriend break up flashbacks

 

[goinggreyfast]

why would he go from one that puts out to one that doesnt?

That's just cruel man... BTW, they do if you love em enough.

 

[Que]

I woke up and found this note on my kitchen table:

"I was the best thing you ever had! I treated you like a king and would have done anything I could to protect you. Every time you see something new and shiny you want to get rid of me. Well, those days are over and I know I deserve better than that. I'm sure there is someone out there who wouldn't mind me being by their side. You talk about my size and shape, but I know plenty of men who would want me IWB for their EDC even the LEO in GI. Yeah, he asked me to come and be with him plenty of times, but you wouldn't let me go, but that's alright. But, you know what? I'm going to stick around here for a while. Many have tried others, but have always come back to this PERFECTION! So, when you are ready, I will be clean and will put a couple drops of oil on my slide, just in case you want to shoot. Until then, have fun with your little range toy, but remember I'm a life saver!"

I don't know what to do with this. She is right. My head is easily turned whenever I see something new, but I just can't help it. Maybe I need counseling? Maybe I should take an armorers course, so I can appreciate her more?

 

[Que]

yes, yes i can .... OH CRAP, wrong hat

That's just not right. Can't you see I'm hurting?

 

[booey50]

so what was the problem with your lady friend???

 

[STEEL CORE]

Get rid of it, more for me.

However, so much for the stereotype of "Once you go "GLOCK", you never go back".

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

thanks for the laugh Que.

Seriously! I couldnt keep a straight face. Sad to hear of your breakup Que, better luck next time?

 

[esrice]

This thread is awesome.

 

[Clay]

embrace the M&P and throw the used up whore of a Glock out with the trash!

 

[E5RANGER375]

That's just not right. Can't you see I'm hurting?

ok princess

im more concerned about what your about to do to rambone with that big knife your holding.

 

[IndianaResident]

Hold on, your glock 23 accessories were up for sale like....6 months ago.

How long has this affair been going on?

 

[Hooker]

I woke up and found this note on my kitchen table:

"I was the best thing you ever had! I treated you like a king and would have done anything I could to protect you. Every time you see something new and shiny you want to get rid of me. Well, those days are over and I know I deserve better than that. I'm sure there is someone out there who wouldn't mind me being by their side. You talk about my size and shape, but I know plenty of men who would want me IWB for their EDC even the LEO in GI. Yeah, he asked me to come and be with him plenty of times, but you wouldn't let me go, but that's alright. But, you know what? I'm going to stick around here for a while. Many have tried others, but have always come back to this PERFECTION! So, when you are ready, I will be clean and will put a couple drops of oil on my slide, just in case you want to shoot. Until then, have fun with your little range toy, but remember I'm a life saver!"

I don't know what to do with this. She is right. My head is easily turned whenever I see something new, but I just can't help it. Maybe I need counseling? Maybe I should take an armorers course, so I can appreciate her more?

Okay, I have the perfect solution....

THREEEEEESOME!!!

 

[Que]

Hold on, your glock 23 accessories were up for sale like....6 months ago.

How long has this affair been going on?

I felt like I made a mistake and... well, you know how it goes.