Kim Jong-un orders country to be ready to use nuclear weapons "at any time"

[HoughMade]

Lol, +1

I particularly like the idea of imagining what a race riot in North Korea would involve.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I particularly like the idea of imagining what a race riot in North Korea would involve.

Disagreement with the conduct of NASCAR?

 

[Tombs]

I particularly like the idea of imagining what a race riot in North Korea would involve.

Dennis Rodman flailing his arms in the street.

 

[BugI02]

With as many radars and satellites are trained on the Norks any missiles they launched without announcing them first would be shot out of the sky right quick. Then there'd be a diplomatic crap show. [STRIKE]Then[/STRIKE] If its before Jan 2017 we'd either say [STRIKE]don't do it again[/STRIKE] we're sorry we made you attack us, or [STRIKE]invade[/STRIKE] surrender. And if we didn't invade the South Koreans might just go ahead and do it themselves.

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[BugI02]

I particularly like the idea of imagining what a race riot in North Korea would involve.

A crowd of fans grown restive when their favorite driver was crashed out of NorkCAR


ETA: Damn, should have read the whole thread before posting. D'oh

 

[Kutnupe14]

I particularly like the idea of imagining what a race riot in North Korea would involve.

I enjoyed the "elected" part.

 

[Jludo]

Disagreement with the conduct of NASCAR?

Steam powered cars, they load them up with firewood at the pit stops.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Steam powered cars, they load them up with firewood at the pit stops.

 

[printcraft]

I enjoyed the "elected" part.

Hey, at least they know how to get people to go to the polls. 99.97% voter turnout is pretty good.

 

[KittySlayer]

Hey, at least they know how to get people to go to the polls. 99.97% voter turnout is pretty good.

Wonder if they require Voter ID?

 

[KellyinAvon]

Hey, at least they know how to get people to go to the polls. 99.97% voter turnout is pretty good.

The 0.03% found themselves in one of Kim's gulags the next day.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Wonder if they require Voter ID?

Not touching that one....

 

[IndyDave1776]

Wonder if they require Voter ID?

Not touching that one....

I am going to say that 1, they know, and 2, it doesn't matter since voter fraud only works when there is more than one candidate on the ballot.

 

[KittySlayer]

Hey, at least they know how to get people to go to the polls. 99.97% voter turnout is pretty good.

At least they didn't go over 100% which is a possibility in Chicago.

 

[halfmileharry]

At least they didn't go over 100% which is a possibility in Chicago.

With regularity

 

[BugI02]

Wonder if they require Voter ID?

Probably not. The secret police already know who you are

 

[ArcadiaGP]

N. Korea threatens pre-emptive nuclear strike on South, US

 

[BogWalker]

Do it. I dare you.

 

[actaeon277]

I'd hate for their pretty little bunkers and missiles to get scratched.
Ah, who am I kidding. Look who the CinC is.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Shouldn't be too much longer before China takes the little sh*t out behind the wood shed.