N. Korea is NOT America!

[ajeandy]

Some people have to learn the hard way. Unfortunately it appears that we now have an entire generation of dumb mf'rs that are literally falling over themselves to learn things the hard way. Terrifying, is it not?

During his sentencing he pleaded for mercy, saying that stealing the poster was the dumbest thing he has ever done. I agree with you, thinking that North Korea was a tourist destination is pretty high on the list.

Maybe he was,a fan of Dennis Rodman?

Yes yes and yes. He's a moron and I guess he got what he deserved. I don't feel pity for morons anymore because it seems like they're breeding out of control. They're everywhere!

 

[packard]

Well, we at last can learn something from NK.

 

[hopper68]

No one learned anything in 1994?

[video=youtube;Bv9ojVgEFms]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv9ojVgEFms&index=123&list=PL9P0O_HAez3Ft3 xyiu4gvmoETqWb83tow[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

Apparently, today's college students don't know much about totalitarian regimes. I suppose it's a natural result of the end of the cold war.

"It doesn't feel real, this just doesn't happen to people. I can't comprehend it."

U.Va. students react to Otto Warmbier?s North Korean sentence | USA TODAY College

Well, this guy got it.
Dominick Candelieri-Marcari, first year: “I kind of expected it. I was surprised that people were actually surprised that he was sentenced for 15 years and detained. I mean, North Korea’s not exactly a nation known for its hospitality or easy laws. … I understand that people would be up in arms about it, but people act like it wasn’t a foolish thing to do in the first place, which, in my opinion, it kind of was. I mean, if I went to North Korea, I would be walking straight lines, not even looking in the wrong direction.”


Most of these kids, and to tell the truth... Americans, view the world as an extension of the neighborhood around them.
They can't picture it being different.
Maybe this will open some eyes.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Step 1: Seal Team 6 him out.
Step 2: Prohibit travel to NK.

 

[actaeon277]

Step 1: Seal Team 6 him out.
Step 2: Prohibit travel to NK.

Why?

 

[Kutnupe14]

Step 1: Seal Team 6 him out.
Step 2: Prohibit travel to NK.

Uh no....on both counts

 

[ajeandy]

Uh no....on both counts

2nd that.

 

[RevoWood123]

Why?

We must do it to protect the childrens.

 

[indiucky]

Uh no....on both counts

Third that...

We have reached a quorum...All those in favor of not sending SEAL Team 6 to North Korea to rescue the thief and to not ban travel to North Korea say "Aye"...

"Aye"....

 

[Mark-DuCo]

I would encourage travel to north Korea, tell people there are free iphones and PBR there. Might be a way to get rid of the young and dumb liberals.

 

[miguel]

I can't tell if this is from a North Korean court room or if it is a GOPe meeting?

He should have had one of these, like Papito Miguel had:

 

[Thegeek]

No sympathy for anyone stupid enough to go there.....

 

[1911ly]

2nd that.

I'll 3rd it. Why risk lives on a disrespectful Kleptomaniac. Do the crime, do the time. He'll probably be traded for something in a few years anyway.

You could not give me a free trip to that place.

 

[KJQ6945]

JDMack should be along any minute to explain how safe these third world dictatorships are. I hear the scuba diving is lovely there.

 

[Kutnupe14]

I would encourage travel to north Korea, tell people there are free iphones and PBR there. Might be a way to get rid of the young and dumb liberals.

Want to live the good life? Seriously, go to North Korea, defect, and be a propaganda tool. You won't have to work, you have the best they have to offer, and you'd be a celebrity. Weird, but absolutely true.

 

[Woobie]

For all our faults, I'm glad I live in America. You're free to go, even though we think you shouldn't. Andif you're dumb enough to do it anyway, we'll still do our best to help you get back.

 

[hopper68]

Want to live the good life? Seriously, go to North Korea, defect, and be a propaganda tool. You won't have to work, you have the best they have to offer, and you'd be a celebrity. Weird, but absolutely true.

The prize animal in a zoo.

 

[sharkey]

I can't tell if this is from a North Korean court room or if it is a GOPe meeting?

I though Paul had grown a manly beard?

 

[Alamo]

Not to thieves apparently.

Not to anybody. Not even prize animals in the zoo. The best they have to offer is still dismal.


ETA: But I'd love to sell your idea to the Bernie Bros. Maybe I could set up a GoFundMe page for moving to the socialist paradise of the NorKs.