Buy the gun; shoot the gun (how many times is up to you, heh). Congratulations - there's depreciation on your personally owned object. Now clean it and put it back in the box like it's brand new. Wrap it with appropriate holiday paper, and gift away.
I may or may not have used the above idea in the past when it came to wedding gifts for my 3 younger siblings on their wedding days.
Some people gotta make things so unnecessarily complicated. If only you make the same level of effort when it comes grammar...