You know you’re an American when you wake up Christmas morning to a pink gun with a bow under the tree. Best Christmas pic I’ve seen so far
Santa season doesn't start until after the presents are opened...
I can agree with that. I'd also submit that Jiff Extra Crunchy would need to be added to the materials list.@mbkinter - that drawing is obviously wrong - no PBJ is properly made without overflow to lick off your fingers and get everything sticky.