Choot em in the leg, pure comedy gold......
[video=youtube;HEz6AXn-vDo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEz6AXn-vDo&feature=emb_title[/video]
I always like to take advice from someone that's never been in that situation, and never had training of any type.
Often, I like to ask a plumber about performing brain surgery. After all, it's just a different form of plumbing, isn't it?