BehindBlueI's
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- Oct 3, 2012
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WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?
Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?
This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.
If they were really thinking, they'd engineer a new squirrel that grazed on lawn grasses instead of eating seeds and nuts.
Two birds, one stone.
I like cutting the grass. Just me and my thoughts for about an hour.
Come on over, I'll add some time to your meditation.
Come on over, I'll add some time to your meditation.
I used to have a bird feeder with a spring loaded ledge that closed the door to the food when a squirrel stood on it, but remained open to the food when birds perched on it.
C'mon Blue, just get a couple of goats.