Winner!Woohoo!! Cheetos and Porn!
Winner!Woohoo!! Cheetos and Porn!
Wife left...
DIY carpet cleaner...
Oh! I get it now!
The carpet cleaner usually works better with a full bottle of tequila.
Oh yeah, they are right next to the Zima and the Members Only jackets in the Woolworths..Are 1-900 numbers still a thing?
RANGE TRIP!
Bull****, she gets mean as hell when you give her Tequila!The carpet cleaner usually works better with a full bottle of tequila.
If you ever want to live a little, try the hot dog gravy, and then when you get good at it maybe you can have us all over?Its a love hate relationship I have with those nights alone. When the wife takes the kids to visit out of state friends, On the one hand I get to eat some of my favorite foods that nobody else in the house will eat, (like hamburger gravy over boiled potato wedges) but at the same time I get bored and miss them. It helps remind me that I dont know what I would do with myself if anything happened to them. (and renews my thankfulness for them)
If you ever want to live a little, try the hot dog gravy, and then when you get good at it maybe you can have us all over?
To go visit and help her sister (and kids) for about 10 days while said sister is super duper pregnant with twins. "Due any day" pregnant.
And I'm not sure how I'll survive the next 8 days all alone in this cruel world.
But I'm going to rent a DIY carpet cleaner and give that a whirl, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.