what takes longer at the mall than a woman?

[BehindBlueI's]

2 women.

Wife + sister in law who's visiting from Jordan. Sweet ladies but been in this mall FOREVER.

Send rescue party with beer and beef jerky.

 

[printcraft]

Do they have a theater at the mall?
Exodus released today.
It's a 2 1/2 hour movie....... get some popcorn and relax.

 

[Leadeye]

Time must seem like it's taking forever right now.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

My wife will go into the store to get "a couple of things". I wait in the car and the parking spots around me will turnover a couple times by the time she comes out with a cart full of stuff.

I know your pain BBI. I know your pain.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

At least I have INGO.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

I was going to say evolution.

 

[T.Lex]

I was going to say evolution.

SR-71 to make a 180 degree turn? (But, I think that's only slightly longer than evolution.)

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Is it weird I am considering b building a bear?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Is it weird I am considering b building a bear?

just don't paint your van to look like the ice cream truck, and you'll be ok.

 

[lovemachine]

Wait, you guys actually go shopping with your wife?

I stay at home...

 

[T.Lex]

Is it weird I am considering b building a bear?

Uh... Officer Curly Teddy?

(Not to be confused with the Victoria's Secret version. TOTALLY different.)

 

[hoosierdoc]

Is it weird I am considering b building a bear?

Get a giant bear that is life size. While at home, tell your wife you want her to drive, shove bear in passenger seat, hide in basement until garage door closed.

 

[kawtech87]

Meh, I actually like going to the mall with my fiance. We split up the time between stores she likes and stores I like and stores we both like. We both also enjoy people watching and mocking and making fun of the wild outfits and attitudes we see. I usually find something I like and she is usually looking for something specific so we both normally leave with more junk and less money but we always have fun. It's just what you make of it I guess.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

SR-71 to make a 180 degree turn? (But, I think that's only slightly longer than evolution.)

Well hell they can't slow down. They'll leak!

 

[2001FZ1]

Just go find the bench outside victoria secret. It should provide entertainment for a while.

 

[ghuns]

Meh, I actually like going to the mall with my fiance.

I enjoyed going to the mall with fiance. I DO NOT enjoy going to the mall with my wife.

 

[badapples]

I enjoyed going to the mall with fiance. I DO NOT enjoy going to the mall with my wife.

You hit the nail on the head guns. there are reasons to go to mall with fiance, there aren't many reasons to go with the wife.

 

[kawtech87]

I enjoyed going to the mall with fiance. I DO NOT enjoy going to the mall with my wife.

Well like I said I guess it's just what you make of it.

 

[kawtech87]

You hit the nail on the head guns. there are reasons to go to mall with fiance, there aren't many reasons to go with the wife.

I guess I'm not getting it. What is different? It's the time we are spending together that I enjoy. The location is irrelevant.

 

[ghuns]

I guess I'm not getting it. What is different? It's the time we are spending together that I enjoy. The location is irrelevant.

Ahhhh, to be young and in love instead of old and married.

I enjoy spending time with my wife. I think watching her soooooo casually spend "our" money is what makes me prefer to not spend time with her in a mall.