what takes longer at the mall than a woman?

[BehindBlueI's]

Just go find the bench outside victoria secret. It should provide entertainment for a while.

It's gone for some kiosk.

 

[kawtech87]

Ahhhh, to be young and in love instead of old and married.

 

[ghuns]

It's gone for some kiosk.

Sweet baby Jesus, tell us you mean the bench and not Vicky's.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

What takes longer? Perhaps a train to Jordan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_j_dzkaVE

 

[iChokePeople]

For centuries and around the world, married men have been warning single men with the same result.

 

[88GT]

Count the number of androgynous XYs with skinny jeans and/or emo hair cuts.

 

[kawtech87]

For centuries and around the world, married men have been warning single men with the same result.

We have been together for 7 years and have lived together full time for the last 2. I don't foresee anything changing in our relationship by adding a ring but I could be wrong. We will see I guess. I'm not saying it couldn't happen I'm just hoping it doesn't.

 

[kawtech87]

Count the number of androgynous XYs with skinny jeans and/or emo hair cuts.

From what I have seen recently it's more androgynous XXs in flannel and boots than metro XYs.

 

[Bonkers4Bacon]

Side question- who here goes grocery shopping with their wives? I haaaaate grocery shopping (mainly because she gets groceries at Walmart) but I go to make sure the right alcohol is purchased and check ammo prices.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Count the number of androgynous XYs with skinny jeans and/or emo hair cuts.

From what I have seen recently it's more androgynous XXs in flannel and boots than metro XYs.

Which are more entertaining, hill jacks in Mitchell or androgyies of various kinds indigenous to our northern regions?

The second suspect, described as a white male, unkempt and unshaven, late 30's early 40's is still on the loose.
This describes most of the hill jacks living in Mitchell.

 

[Bunnykid68]

2 women.

Wife + sister in law who's visiting from Jordan. Sweet ladies but been in this mall FOREVER.

Send rescue party with beer and beef jerky.

Sorry, drank too much beer already. Sitting in front of computer snacking on beef jerky and having another beer

 

[iChokePeople]

We have been together for 7 years and have lived together full time for the last 2. I don't foresee anything changing in our relationship by adding a ring but I could be wrong. We will see I guess. I'm not saying it couldn't happen I'm just hoping it doesn't.

Many of us have been equally confident, equally experienced, and in some cases also past the, "yeah, but it will change as soon as there's a child"... Good luck.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

How does that saying go? Women marry men hoping they can change them and men marry women hoping they'll never change...both wind up disappointed.

 

[kawtech87]

... Good luck.

Thanks! I'm no naïve enough to think I won't need it.

How does that saying go? Women marry men hoping they can change them and men marry women hoping they'll never change...both wind up disappointed.

Funny thing is she is slowly becoming more like me than I am like her. She is beginning to take on some of my mannerisms and her sense of humor is now almost mirror mine though mine is still decidedly darker hers is no longer light. For better or worse I have changed her more than she has changed me so far.

 

[kawtech87]

Side question- who here goes grocery shopping with their wives? I haaaaate grocery shopping (mainly because she gets groceries at Walmart) but I go to make sure the right alcohol is purchased and check ammo prices.

Now here is where it gets interesting. I love grocery shopping mostly because I love to cook and now since we are all big on supporting Kroger I have yet another reason to go. She HATES it. I like to walk down every isle and look for specific ingredients for the recipe and then compare the different brands to find what I think will result in the best flavor. She wants to get in and get her stuff and get out.

 

[rob63]

Just go find the bench outside victoria secret. It should provide entertainment for a while.

It's gone for some kiosk.

LOL! I take that to mean that either you had already thought of it, or you went and checked.

 

[kickbacked]

I dont know what yall are complaining about. Here i sit single, i have to buy my own food, buy my own clothes, try to stay in decent shape and look good, watch what i eat/drink. I learned at a young age you have to pay to play. Thats exactly what marriage is you pay, but you get to get fat, drink and generally not worry about your appearance. And the best part of all is having the ability to fart wherever you want. Id kill for that.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

LOL! I take that to mean that either you had already thought of it, or you went and checked.

Oh, I'd already checked. Not my first rodeo. There's a charging station outside the one at Greenwood mall. No chairs now, though, just a bright yellow Camaro. Outside of Pink is all kiosks.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I don't foresee anything changing in our relationship by adding a ring but I could be wrong.

Says everyone. It changes. That doesn't mean its worse. Its just different.

I still remember my dad's advise about marriage. "After 3, it's probably you."

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Sweet baby Jesus, tell us you mean the bench and not Vicky's.

The seats outside.