I was reading the paper, checking out the felony mugshots, (you know, looking for a date) and I see this fly lookin' honey that's wanted for parole violation on a charge of unlawful possession of a syringe, and I started thinking of more than just what a wonderful catch she'd be...
Now, for most of us, I imagine we could march around the courthouse with a handful of syringes and be fine because this is one of those laws that lets you get a conviction for someone who's guilty of something...
So, is that what this potato peeler thing is? How the heck did they even find the peeler? Is stop and frisk a thing in London?