indiucky
Grandmaster
I drop my daughter off daily for her summer camp...One day a week there is a yoga class...I have to park towards the back in the midst of said Yoga class (and yes I really have to...The lot is always full with folks dropping off the young ones)...A bevy of twenty to thirty something attractive women and usually one recently divorced middle aged man (sweating along for obvious reasons) awaits....
I find myself torn nearly in two....On one hand I think what happened to modesty???? Without being coarse and referencing a popular Middle Eastern pack animal I think "Wow Honey....Why are you even bothering wearing britches at all?" And then seconds...I mean seconds later I am like "Dang girl...Let's see you pull that little outfit off in Saudi Arabia and not end up neck deep in a hole getting pelted by rocks...'MERICA!!!! You go girl!!!! Freedom!!!!!!"
And the angel on my shoulder says "They are the Devil's Pantaloons....A woman should maintain an air of mystery..."
And the devil on my shoulder says "Got to love that freedom boy...Check that out...Awesome..." And then starts singing Chuck Berry's "I'm so glad I'm living in the USA...
I try not to draw any attention to myself but apparently shouting "Get thee behind me Satan" as I walk back to the truck with my eyes towards the Heavens gives away my hand...
So what says INGO? The Devil's pantaloons or Heaven sent??
I find myself torn nearly in two....On one hand I think what happened to modesty???? Without being coarse and referencing a popular Middle Eastern pack animal I think "Wow Honey....Why are you even bothering wearing britches at all?" And then seconds...I mean seconds later I am like "Dang girl...Let's see you pull that little outfit off in Saudi Arabia and not end up neck deep in a hole getting pelted by rocks...'MERICA!!!! You go girl!!!! Freedom!!!!!!"
And the angel on my shoulder says "They are the Devil's Pantaloons....A woman should maintain an air of mystery..."
And the devil on my shoulder says "Got to love that freedom boy...Check that out...Awesome..." And then starts singing Chuck Berry's "I'm so glad I'm living in the USA...
I try not to draw any attention to myself but apparently shouting "Get thee behind me Satan" as I walk back to the truck with my eyes towards the Heavens gives away my hand...
So what says INGO? The Devil's pantaloons or Heaven sent??
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