You might be a Gun Nut if.......

[HoughMade]

You might be a gun nut if Russia invades a neighboring country and your first thought is: "what is this going to do to the price of surplus ammo?"

 

[T-DOGG]

....you hang out at your LGS so much you offer to work part time for them....and they accept

....you get a part time job at your LGS and tell your wife it's for extra money to help pay bills, but really it's to help pay for more guns

 

[Bigtanker]

With the exception of 1 or 2 listed I am guilty of almost everything listed :| damn.....[STRIKE]i got problems[/STRIKE]LIFE IS GOOD! lol.

FIFY

 

[Frosty]

....you know more about the people on INGO than you do about your neighbors of 9 years

....you search the house/garage/shed/cars weekly for stuff to sell or trade for more guns/ammo/accessories

guilty!

 

[Thor]

You might be a gun nut if you appraise the value of things in terms of rounds of ammunition rather than dollar value.

It's called ballistic wampum and I'm heavily invested.

 

[hopper68]

You are at your LGS so much people think you're an employee.

You spend more time per week at your LGS than any of the employees.

You get birthday cards and christmas cards from a gun manufacturer.

The LGS names their new addition after you.

 

[Thor]

You might be a gun nut if Russia invades a neighboring country and your first thought is: "what is this going to do to the price of surplus ammo?"

Yeah, just bought another thousand rounds...

 

[Thor]

You have a friend house sit for you and when he hears a suspicious noise he runs into the armor and then stands in indecision wonder what he should choose kill someone with and not wanting to miss out on any cool oportunities with the many choices...happened. That was decades ago, the choice would be much harder now.

 

[hopper68]

Yeah, just bought another thousand rounds...

You laugh at people who buy their ammo by the box instead of by the case.

 

[Winamac]

On a day when the weather is nasty, your guns are all cleaned, and the range where you shoot is buried in snow, so to entertain yourself, you go hang out at your LGS to talk to the guys there and soak up some atmosphere.

OhOhOh...me,me,me.Guilty

 

[Dosproduction]

If you gave your wife the check book cause you dident trust yourself to not blow the money on a new firearm.

 

[Winamac]

You name your kids and your pets after firearms or related items, e.g. Remington, Sig, Kimber, Colt, Garand, Trigger, Bipod, Bullet...

I had a cat named Bullet.

I have a Corgi dog named Remington.

 

[ThatOneKid]

When you bring your girlfriend to the trap field, and she also starts to enjoy spending time there!

 

[Gluemanz28]

You record the latest episode of Guns and Ammo over your wedding video (Ten years ago)
You erase "Say Yes To The Dress" off the DVR to make available space for Guns and Ammo (Last week)

My wife was not happy either time.

 

[radar44]

Gun guys have "gun money accounts " -- this is gun money and ONLY gun money and NOTHING else .

It does not matter what in life happens that will take away all of your other money ( car problems , household type break downs , etc.. ) .

Many years of handling money will teach you there are times of plenty and times of not so plenty .

Gun money is for that heart stopper that is absolutely " calling " your name .

 

[Archer1122]

You field strip and clean your Garand when Saving Private Ryan comes on.....
orrr you field strip and clean your AR when Heat comes on>>>>

 

[nettinyahoo]

When your dog gets super exited when you chamber a round... It's walk time

 

[Bigtanker]

When your dog gets super exited when you chamber a round... It's walk time

You're in South Bend, I'd keep one chambered at ALL TIMES!!!

 

[Gluemanz28]

You're in South Bend, I'd keep one chambered at ALL TIMES!!!

I agree Bigtanker.
SB not only stand for South Bend, it also stands for "Shoot Back"

 

[Drotis]

Your coworkers say "if SHTF, I'm coming to your house!"