You might be a Gun Nut if.......

[gundog60]

​or your M1 Carbine for watching Band of Brothers!

 

[throttletony]

When your dog gets super exited when you chamber a round... It's walk time

hillarious. Pavlov was right then, huh?

 

[ThatOneKid]

... When one of your teachers asks for your opinion on a deer gun

 

[FireBirdDS]

If someone were to break in, no matter what room of the house you're in, you are able to produce a handgun, rifle, or shotgun out of your ass from around the corner.

 

[dmarsh8]

If someone says "you could sell a gun to get some money for ______ and your blood pressure and
heart rate rise instantly, followed by "THAT AIN'T HAPPENIN!!!"

 

[1Walter1]

My wife comments whats that you bought now? Remember It's our anniversary, not just yours. Heard these a number of times. Why do you need all that ammo for? Different strokes for different folks. She is still here after 42 years together. Must be doing something right. Anybody got extra ammo?

 

[Thor]

How about this, I found my Dad's Korean war vintage M-1 carbine on the top shelf of a basement closet and without telling him or instruction I learned how to field strip it when I was 8. I damn sure never told my mom.

 

[Thor]

Anybody got extra ammo?

Now your exhibiting mental instability...

 

[Thor]

You laugh at people who buy their ammo by the box instead of by the case.

I would say why yes, yes I do...but then again if you're buying ammo I'm on your side. Just don't ask for reloads unless you've proven useful.

 

[hopper68]

Just don't ask for reloads unless you've proven useful.

You see a person shooting at the gun range with brass laying all around and walk up and ask, "Are you going to reload that?"

 

[danielson]

You live in a 500sf apartment and have 10 guns and 5000 rounds of ammo.

 

[toddcraft33]

You buy Hoppes No.9 air fresheners for your car.

 

[danielson]

You make your OWN bore cleaner...

 

[Beowulf]

Your coworkers say "if SHTF, I'm coming to your house!"

You know, I get this a lot. At first it was funny, but now it's getting old. I've taken to telling people that if they show up without food or medical supplies, too bad for them.

I'm just a gun nut, not a prepper and you can't eat bullets.

 

[LionWeight]

You don't know the size of the motor in your car, but you know how many rounds of what caliber you have and what your target is for all.

And you sacrifice the oil change for a couple boxes of ammo you haven't seen it at least a month.

 

[williamnewman1]

You don't know the size of the motor in your car, but you know how many rounds of what caliber you have and what your target is for all.

And you sacrifice the oil change for a couple boxes of ammo you haven't seen it at least a month.

man I have been doing one similar to this all winter, I REALLY need tires on my truck and have put this off over and over in favor of firearms and ammo, even spent the tire money twice when I found something I wanted .............. sadly ordered tires today and will be getting put on in a couple days .......... I know I will stare at them with contempt for awhile

 

[T-DOGG]

man I have been doing one similar to this all winter, I REALLY need tires on my truck and have put this off over and over in favor of firearms and ammo, even spent the tire money twice when I found something I wanted .............. sadly ordered tires today and will be getting put on in a couple days .......... I know I will stare at them with contempt for awhile

^^ this, same boat we are in.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

You might be a gun nut if Russia invades a neighboring country and your first thought is: "what is this going to do to the price of surplus ammo?"

This is totally me.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

You honestly are not sure how many guns you own.