"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[actaeon277]

It's "funny" that the group that used to defend people's rights from an authoritarian State, now wishes to impose an authoritarian State.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

An entire town is dialing down it's Christmas plans, because a "private citizen" complained.


You stupid scared people wanna be "inclusive?"
Start by including THE MOST PEOPLE.

Don't worry about the few crybabies.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/town-...p8BE3U3p7qrf_jruSPPEeD3FpWtFWeFtzBrUpqdhnZ-7I

Yeah, those people can, as Jamil is fond of saying, **** all the way off. And as the article states, the "Christmas Tree" is not "Christian". It's actually a pagan symbol. One person in town has a problem with it?? Bye Felicia...

 

[nonobaddog]

Yeah, those people can, as Jamil is fond of saying, **** all the way off. And as the article states, the "Christmas Tree" is not "Christian". It's actually a pagan symbol. One person in town has a problem with it?? Bye Felicia...

It's really "Pagan Tree"? That's gonna screw up some lyrics.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

A girl on Facebook mentioned that since men can get multiple women pregnant, it would make more sense for the men to have the birth control, not the women.
She brought some numbers out about how he can impregnate so many a week, and in a year it would be some astronomical number. Or something like that. I kinda started to fall asleep before I got to the end of the paragraph.
I replied back, women take the birth control, because she's the one to get pregnant. If the man lies, then all those women will be pregnant.
Having male birth control, is like only letting the criminals hold the guns. It aint gonna work.

"A girl must be like a blossom
With honey for just one man.
A man must be like honey bee
And gather all he can.
To fly from blossom to blossom
A honey bee must be free,
But blossom must not ever fly
From bee to bee to bee." -- The King and I

 

[DoggyDaddy]

It's really "Pagan Tree"? That's gonna screw up some lyrics.

Yes it is and would... just like the Yule Log is a pagan tradition.

 

[jamil]

Having been a lawyer for approximately 70% of my adult life, I have a tendency to think of things in statutory terms:

https://codes.findlaw.com/in/title-35-criminal-law-and-procedure/in-code-sect-35-45-4-1.html

Some lawmaker searched a thesaurus to find a dry way of saying “hard on”. Turns out, it’s more funny than saying “hard on”.

 

[JollyMon]

Kids walk in on step mom without a shirt on in her house .... sounds like a great start to a movie... besides the whole getting charged as a sex offender

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tilli-buchanan-utah-woman-could-be-forced-to-register-as-sex-offender-after-kids-see-her-topless-at-home/

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Kids walk in on step mom without a shirt on in her house .... sounds like a great start to a movie... besides the whole getting charged as a sex offender

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tilli-buchanan-utah-woman-could-be-forced-to-register-as-sex-offender-after-kids-see-her-topless-at-home/

I saw that on Fox's website this morning. While I don't think she should be charged as a sex offender, apparently alcohol was involved and there was a bit of, "I'll put my shirt back on if you show me your junk" going on. Not really kid-friendly but I don't think it rises to the level of sex offender status.

 

[2A_Tom]

Well, from what you just posted, I would definitely say it was.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Evil mother kills 3 of her own boys... so they won't grow up to abuse women...


https://www.dailywire.com/news/woma...ook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro

 

[Dead Duck]

Evil mother kills 3 of her own boys... so they won't grow up to abuse women...


https://www.dailywire.com/news/woma...ook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=benshapiro

Why can't we just kill her?

All the money wasted to keep her alive, courts, etc... Just be done with it. So many other things to put that money to. What, we have to keep her alive just on the off chance that she didn't do it?

 

[nonobaddog]

They could at least throw some rope in her cell and hope.

 

[ghuns]

They could at least throw some rope in her cell and hope.

And have Jeffrey Epstein's guards keep an eye on her.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[JollyMon]

I just got one because I didn’t want any more little running around my house

 

[ghuns]

I just got one because I didn’t want any more little running around my house

Yep.

I know a guy with a 24 year old, a 21 year old, and a 3 month old.

 

[spencer rifle]

"Get woke, climb out of the gene pool"

 

[jamil]

"Get woke, climb out of the gene pool"

Yeah, I'm encouraged. This might be a self-correcting problem.

 

[HoughMade]

Well now I'm thinking about getting mine reversed....no one tell my wife.

 

[Hoosierdood]

After having 4 kids in 5 years, with the last one being an "oops", I got one for my own sanity. Screw the environment.