I was only three weeks away from retirement at Initech.
Man, too bad the place burnt down like that. In happier news, if you put on channel 9, the breast exams are on.
Where were you when John F Kennedy was murdered?
I was yet to be born.
I was in the fifth grade. I was sent down to the library to pick up a book for my teacher. One of the teachers gave me a note to give to my teacher and told me the President had been shot. I watched on TV with my family several days later when Oswald was shot while being moved.