Hey man, you a cop?
<psst> It's Dave, man! Open up, I've got the stuff...
It's Dave. D-A-V-E open up
They have to tell you if they're a cop, state law, look it up!
We also have to have our badge number tattoo'd on the bottom of our foot. The only safe way to do a dope deal is barefoot, with everyone's feet propped up, and then rub each other's feet to make sure there's no makeup/tattoo concealer.
To be honest, I'd love to hear some actual stories from people who have benefitted from it. I never know if something is just snake oil that has been hyped up due to the controversy or if it's actually a miracle drug.
IMO, anything that is touted as a cure for a wide variety of unrelated illnesses is suspect. Cures foot fungus, asthma, hair loss, and constipation!