Colonoscopy Question

[DoggyDaddy]

Probably the worst is working in a car shop the last 15-20 years. You brought it to me to fix it so let me fix it.

Reminds me of a sign that a mechanic I went to for awhile had in his shop. "Labor Rates: $25/hour. If you watch, $35/hr. If you help, $50/hr."

 

[Hohn]

Oh, if things go right yer gonna be a frequent flier. At least they don’t use colyte anymore. That **** is nasty.

Fleet Phospo-soda FTW. You'll be shootin' clean in just a few hours. Like Dumb-and-Dumber level scrub.

 

[Hohn]

Well, for all you guys who have starved yourself because the Dr said so....

24 hours without food is not "starving"..

Congrats on getting the polyps removed, and for having the courage to take care of yourself. Too many folks lack the courage to get it done when necessary.

 

[Nazgul]

Had a strangulated hernia about 12 years ago. Caused a Vasovagal episode caused by lack of blood flow to the lower intestine, basically went into shock.

They did a colonoscopy to determine the damage to my guts. No prep necessary, hadn't had food in 72 hours along with diarrhea. Woke up during the procedure and asked the nurse if things were supposed to look like what was on the screen. Felt no pain just pressure down there. Her response was "Oh!!" and I went out again.

When I had the episode I was in a Walmart restroom. The janitor was there and I couldn't talk so I handed him my wallet for id, I was slipping in/out of consciousness. There was a gunshow that weekend and I had 4 $100 bills hidden in it. Woke up in the hospital and asked my wife if she had my wallet, she did. Asked if the money was there, it was. She took it and spent it before I got out.

Don

 

[DCR]

Reminds me of a sign that a mechanic I went to for awhile had in his shop. "Labor Rates: $25/hour. If you watch, $35/hr. If you help, $50/hr."

If you already started on it, $75/hr.

 

[DCR]

Debbie Wolowitz: "How much liquid can be in one tuchus?"

 

[WebSnyper]

Had a strangulated hernia about 12 years ago. Caused a Vasovagal episode caused by lack of blood flow to the lower intestine, basically went into shock.

They did a colonoscopy to determine the damage to my guts. No prep necessary, hadn't had food in 72 hours along with diarrhea. Woke up during the procedure and asked the nurse if things were supposed to look like what was on the screen. Felt no pain just pressure down there. Her response was "Oh!!" and I went out again.

When I had the episode I was in a Walmart restroom. The janitor was there and I couldn't talk so I handed him my wallet for id, I was slipping in/out of consciousness. There was a gunshow that weekend and I had 4 $100 bills hidden in it. Woke up in the hospital and asked my wife if she had my wallet, she did. Asked if the money was there, it was. She took it and spent it before I got out.

Don

Damn man, you got it up the xxx in multiple ways there. The wife spending the $$ gun fund, the whole lower intestine issue itself & a colonoscopy, but if you were on the floor in a Walmart bathroom, that sounds like the worst part...

 

[Alpo]

And for those who opted out of health insurance, it's Amazon Prime day. iphone capable endoscopes on sale for the do-it-yourselfer.....