Coronovirus IV

[nonobaddog]

So, this morning, a millenial chick parks in the yellow zone across the street in front of the autism center because "she's late for work" and couldn't drive another 50 feet into the parking lot. Our street is narrow. Plus all the kiddies get dropped off at the autism center right where Ms "It's all about me" Millenial parks.

Well, the boss of me gets pissed. I can hear the announcer from the Kentucky Derby in the background:

"And They're OFF!"

And we were off to the races. The wife is fit to be tied. Homicidal. I tell her to call the school. She does. School says: No one from our school would be so stupid as to park there. But, the Moronniel shows up later to move her vehicle 50 feet into the parking lot.

And the boss of me is waiting for her. Snipers have never stayed as still and beady eyed as the boss of me waiting to pounce.

So, she goes outside to give the Millennial the what for.

And it is now approximately 5 hours later. And she's still fuming.

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so, just in case you wondered why some of my remarks may have been a bit sharper than normal......

Never noticed anything sharp.

 

[Alpo]

And a backrub.
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And when she's done with that tell her to make you a sammich, too.

How long you been married? 48 years here.

This is as close as I will get.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

IBTL Post#43! Is PC still Lando???

 

[printcraft]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

So, this morning, a millenial chick parks in the yellow zone across the street in front of the autism center because "she's late for work" and couldn't drive another 50 feet into the parking lot. Our street is narrow. Plus all the kiddies get dropped off at the autism center right where Ms "It's all about me" Millenial parks.

Well, the boss of me gets pissed. I can hear the announcer from the Kentucky Derby in the background:

"And They're OFF!"

And we were off to the races. The wife is fit to be tied. Homicidal. I tell her to call the school. She does. School says: No one from our school would be so stupid as to park there. But, the Moronniel shows up later to move her vehicle 50 feet into the parking lot.

And the boss of me is waiting for her. Snipers have never stayed as still and beady eyed as the boss of me waiting to pounce.

So, she goes outside to give the Millennial the what for.

And it is now approximately 5 hours later. And she's still fuming.

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so, just in case you wondered why some of my remarks may have been a bit sharper than normal......

When it gets like that in my house, I go mow the grass...whether it needs it or not...maybe twice.

 

[OurDee]

What is this thread about?

 

[printcraft]

What is this thread about?

Yes.

 

[T.Lex]

What is this thread about?

Imitation and flattery, apparently.

 

[JCSR]

 

[HoughMade]

What is this thread about?

About 50 posts too long.

 

[OurDee]

[video=youtube;4z2U3QMU2nM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2U3QMU2nM[/video]

 

[nonobaddog]

What is this thread about?

Mainlining beer in Guadalajara.

 

[chipbennett]

So, this morning, a millenial chick parks in the yellow zone across the street in front of the autism center because "she's late for work" and couldn't drive another 50 feet into the parking lot. Our street is narrow. Plus all the kiddies get dropped off at the autism center right where Ms "It's all about me" Millenial parks.

Well, the boss of me gets pissed. I can hear the announcer from the Kentucky Derby in the background:

"And They're OFF!"

And we were off to the races. The wife is fit to be tied. Homicidal. I tell her to call the school. She does. School says: No one from our school would be so stupid as to park there. But, the Moronniel shows up later to move her vehicle 50 feet into the parking lot.

And the boss of me is waiting for her. Snipers have never stayed as still and beady eyed as the boss of me waiting to pounce.

So, she goes outside to give the Millennial the what for.

And it is now approximately 5 hours later. And she's still fuming.

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so, just in case you wondered why some of my remarks may have been a bit sharper than normal......

Is this a good or a bad time to insert a joke about correlation and causation?

 

[printcraft]

Imitation and flattery, apparently.

That's more or less correct, amigo.

Bless yer heart.

 

[foszoe]

You're just lucky to be back in time before we hit Coronavirus V.

Which makes me wonder how far we will go before CM has to get out a Latin book for the next thread title?

Is this a good or a bad time to insert a joke about correlation and causation?

 

[smokingman]

This is a pre covid-19 study,but sheds some light on to why nicotine probably lessens the effects of covid-19. The study does not just say it works it actually backs up that statement with the mechanics of how nicotine reduces inflammation.




https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/Nicotine%2C-an-anti-inflammation-molecule-Han-Lau/52183727a7c138c94304c366ba75f02257a9afcf
[h=1]Nicotine, an anti-inflammation molecule[/h]
In this review, we summarized the molecular mechanisms of the anti-inflammatory effect of nicotine via binding to the α7 nAChR. We also reviewed the current findings of the nicotinic anti-inflammatory effect in various diseases and disorders. Especially, we focused on the nicotinic anti-inflammatory effect on influenza A virus infection.

The DHS has a new site for critical infrastructure.The old links I had posted where taken down. The new pages contain much more information,and lots of "pretty" designs and graphics.
https://www.cisa.gov/identifying-critical-infrastructure-during-covid-19

 

[IndyBeerman]

Hey, it's the only place to get onion rings at 3AM.

-1 Burger King

White Castle 24/7

 

[DoggyDaddy]

-1 Burger King

White Castle 24/7

The White Castle near me (South Madison Ave.) closed awhile back. Looks like they're turning it into a liquor store.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Page 2? That’s not fair. I’ve been lurking waiting to make page 1 of coronavirus IV and there was an early lock. I call shenanigans!

Page 2???? Posts set to 10 per page.....Amateur Hour LOL, you need to rock 40ppp to really stay on top of things.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Page 2???? Posts set to 10 per page.....Amateur Hour LOL, you need to rock 40ppp to really stay on top of things.

Every time I see this, I'm reminded of the joke about the guy that goes into a pizza joint. When asked if he wants his pie cut into 4 slices or 8, he says, "Better just cut it into 4. I don't think I could eat 8 slices!"