I Lost a Knife Fight to Myself: a Tale of Epic Dumba**ery

[OneBadV8]

And BBI needs to learn some patience, when you drop the thread-winning post right after the OP, it makes all the other comments anti-climactic.

He's been around Denny too long

 

[jbombelli]

Well... that's at least two corners off your Totin' Chip that I know of...

 

[mom45]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who shouldn't be allowed to use sharp objects. I am banned from touching the hatchet for life.

 

[Bigtanker]

And BBI needs to learn some patience, when you drop the thread-winning post right after the OP, it makes all the other comments anti-climactic.

So he pulled a Denny?

Edit:- Upload to to long. No signal. V8 beat me to it.

 

[Slawburger]

My eyes are still watering but I am not sure if it is from an upwelling of compassion for Rhino or just laughing at BBI's comment.

We'll go with the compassion angle because it sounds better (but I am still telling Mrs. Slawburger about the "cone" comment).

 

[Que]

Rose-Hulman is for smart people? Yeah, right! Get cut once, shame on you. Get cut twice, yeah you are a special case.

 

[Alpo]

When you are in kindegarten and determine that "Don't run with scissors" is more of a guideline than an actual rule....it will follow you for the rest of your life.

 

[printcraft]

Have you looked into the possibility that you are emo?

 

[riverman67]

Have you looked into the possibility that you are emo?

OHHHHH That is funny!
I was one of the lucky few that recieved Rhino's text at 0030
I berated him,questioned his claimed heiritage offered my usual advice about butterflys and superglue.
He failed to inform me that the gash was 3 inches long and a 1/2 inch deep.......


Rhino your mom really needs to ground you from your toys for an extended period.

And one more question..... Is that one sharp enough?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Have you looked into the possibility that you are emo?

 

[Barry in IN]

I got the text. My kids are still laughing 16 hours later.

Cone of shame- Baahaaaahaaaa!

 

[pudly]

Maybe you should visit a psychiatrist...

"So how long have you been cutting yourself?"

 

[cmr13]

Maybe you should visit a psychiatrist...

"So how long have you been cutting yourself?"

Not something to joke about.

 

[chezuki]

Not something to joke about.

Why? I laughed.

 

[cmr13]

Why? I laughed.

Self-harm isn't funny. Maybe you've never had anybody you know struggle with it but it's not funny at all. It's horrible.

I know this is the break room, and I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but some stuff goes a bit far. And I don't have a thin-skin.

 

[pudly]

I know this is the break room, and I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but some stuff goes a bit far. And I don't have a thin-skin.

Evidence suggests otherwise. People joke about drinking and other potentially harmful activities all the time. Deal with it.

 

[chezuki]

Self-harm isn't funny. Maybe you've never had anybody you know struggle with it but it's not funny at all. It's horrible.

I know this is the break room, and I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but some stuff goes a bit far. And I don't have a thin-skin.

Context buddy... it's humor 101. If you can't grasp that, I can't help you.

 

[actaeon277]

Every joke is offensive to someone.

If no one is offended, I'd bet no one is laughing either.

 

[chezuki]

Every joke is offensive to someone.

If no one is offended, I'd bet no one is laughing either.

This post offends me.

 

[actaeon277]

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A sign would be too slow for where I work.
We use a "safety stoplight" because it changes so fast.