INGO Novel

[ISHOOTHST'S]

 

[Que]

So hazmat was called in to clean up the mess, but he was packing, so Adaptive Consulting and Training was called in to talk him out. Bradskives knew that Jclark was going to need some help, so he called Bil lof Rights and filled him in. Bill of Rights just got back to INGO from...

 

[Eddie]

Monument, Colorado where he had been philosophizing with Dross over the nature of the universe and the origin of rights. Bill took one look at jclark and said..

 

[IndyMonkey]

Man, you have poop on your face, thats disgusting. Then the obvious question comes out.......

 

[miguel]

"Why did you have pooh on your beard?"

Jclark sighed, "Are you nuts? It wasn't pooh, it was mud!" Hickman and I were torture testing our Glocks and had just pulled them out of some five gallon buckets of mud. The massive recoil of a G20 splattered us with the brown goo when we shot it."

 

[Turn Key]

The INGO Moderators consulted with the witnesses on the scene. Shooter determined it actually was Pooh and jclark was remanded to stand in the port-a-potty at MCF&G until....

 

[Eddie]

Suddenly a bell rang. "That's the warning bell at the town hall!" jclark shouted from inside the port-o-potty. "There must be some kind of emergency."

All of the INGOers hurried to the town hall...

 

[Que]

Where they were met by all the INGO store owners, asking why all the town-folk were shopping online. Theweakerbrother tried to calm everyone down, but the conversation got so heated that...

 

[Knife Lady]

When Bradsknives and Misconfig walked in to help save the store owners from towns people shopping on line. They found Infantrylife shopping on line and told him to.......

 

[Turn Key]

Hurry to MCF&G and allow jclark to leave the port-a-potty and go take a bath. Hickman had a squib and he shouted...




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[Knife Lady]

Get out of town or support your local store owners. So then they shot up all the computers. Infantrylife who was so depressed now left and went over to the local saloon who was owned by Jetgirl and Rachel Marie ( who just moved here from Florida) to have a ......

 

[serpicostraight]

to have a few beers and watch the dancing girls when all of a sudden jetgirl busted in and said in my saloon there will be none of......

 

[MrsGungho]

to have a few beers and watch the dancing girls when all of a sudden jetgirl busted in and said in my saloon there will be none of......

these midget girls dancing around. Get IndyMonkey over here and tell him to

 

[serpicostraight]

to bring alot of ones and a camera but then unexpectedly mrs monkey walked in and said .....

 

[SavageEagle]

"Get your butt home before I give you an extra hole!" So IndyMonkey went home to get some rest. Meanwhile, jclark was freed from the port-o-pooper. He ran into the middle of town when....

 

[miguel]

Jetgirl yelled, "To hell with ones, we need to support this place, bring tens! And who the hell shot up the computer? Somebody better call scutter to see if he can fix it."

 

[Que]

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[Knife Lady]

So they called in the computer whiz Que (cause Scutter was with the Mayor in a meeting) who looked at the computers and said good job boys you really messed these up and good. Bradsknives and Misconfig looked at each other with big grins on their faces cause they knew they had their jobs and saved the store owners from going broke from the towns folk buying their supplies on line. So Que went over to the Saloon and told Jetgirl that the computers could not be repaired and Jetgirl said its ok have a sit and I will send down one of my girls to.....

 

[Que]

rub your tired feet! Meanwhile, on the other side of town, the mayor was looking at the census. He couldn’t figure out why there was nearly 10,000 people on the report, but only a few who were paying taxes and showing up to events. He figured he would give _Oz_ a call to get the people involved, but…

 

[HandK]

After scutter fixed the computer, he looked up the hand book for the new trade union that Jclark now belongs to, they soon discovered that Jim could no longer wear shorts a work! but that he could wear his assless leather chaps at work! when Relic Hunter found this out