INGO Novel

[Suprtek]

they know glocks are the easiest way to kill serpicostraight for not following instructions and they know that's the wrong thing to do so ...

 

[Eddie]

"Now that's not right!" Said Groovatron, stepping out from behind a potted plant. There's no need to kill him! You all don't realize what is really going on. The thing that you all don't get is..."

 

[serpicostraight]

e-i-e-i-o said lars as he was doing his toenails with his favorite color......

 

[Que]

hot-too-sexy-pimp-pink, which was made famous while on display at the 1500 by Cwood, used to mark the area where...

 

[IndyBeerman]

where Smoking357's body laid after he was savagely attacked by...

 

[Eddie]

A pack of wild dingos that Bazooka Joe had been raising for Fenway. He had planned on naming them the "INGO Dingos" but they escaped while he was watching The Big Lebowski on pay per view. There was no sign of them now but a bloody trail led off towards...

 

[infidel]

A pack of wild dingos that Bazooka Joe had been raising for Fenway. He had planned on naming them the "INGO Dingos" but they escaped while he was watching The Big Lebowski on pay per view. There was no sign of them now but a bloody trail led off towards...

The moon.

So INGO jumped into their spaceship (where else do you think our site supporter fees go?) Once the entire membership of INGO got to the moon, they found....

 

[Knife Lady]

Aliens who looked almost like humans. BloodEclipse couldnt beleive what he was seeing so he told AuntieBellum to grab her guns just in case these things were .......

 

[Que]

to take a turn for the worse. However, they sent SavageEagle to talk to them. They were amazed that he was able to communicate with them and learned of their plan to invade INGO and destroy the town from within by...

 

[Bradsknives]

using hell fire triggers on Hi Point carbines, but this was not all. This was just the first wave of the attack. The aliens were also planning to.......

 

[serpicostraight]

masquerading as indymonkeys midgets until the plan was foiled by......

 

[SavageEagle]

JClark and his poo slinging monkeys! INGOers couldn't believe it, but poo melted away the skin of the aliens! So the aliens retreated back to the moon. On their way back, Relic Hound came into town to help Jclark mop up the rest of stragglers with....

 

[IndyBeerman]

a abandoned SKS that was once in the WTS Classifieds for $400.00 that he found laying along the side of the road. As they was moping up the rest of the stragglers Bigum wandered into the fray wearing....

 

[Knife Lady]

Wearing his INGO hat and shirt that he purchased from Tyler34. He then headed East towards the saloon to see POC on his way to give his medical professional opinion on the stragglers condition and announced.....

 

[IndyBeerman]

that he was on his way to see Rachel Marie and might need POC's experience because it was rumored in all the excitement she had gotten butthurt again when she hastily put carry peice in her IWB in the small of her back as she was rushing out the door. Meanwhile Savage Eagle finds....

 

[jsharmon7]

that the straggler was none other than 林一海 . He was a quiet man and no one had spoken to him about the incident. Suddenly 林一海 spoke:

 

[Que]

"I left earth and lost my internet connection. That's why I haven't been on the forum for a while. What happened was, I went into Bradis one day and got banned because..."

 

[SavageEagle]

"I started holding a Glock all gangsta-like going 'pew pew pew' at Shooter521". When he saw this he....

 

[Que]

ran and hid behind PistolPackinMama and she slapped him across the head and said, "Man up!" Shooter521 was so embarrassed he went over to my house and...

 

[Knife Lady]

and hid underneath the bed until hotfarmboy1 came in and told him he was needed at the coral to help clean up......