INGO Novel

[Bradsknives]

he went to the town's drug store and bought.....

 

[Que]

Some really dark sunglasses to protect his eyes from the snow-caps glare! And in order for Jclark to continue CCing his new High Point, he had Raven make him a special holster that...

 

[serpicostraight]

some english whiskey to pay kirk freeman to defend the civil suit they knew was coming for the.......

 

[Bunnykid68]

That made it look like he was actually carrying a nice gun.....

 

[Knife Lady]

Meanwhile...... the ladies Mrsgungho, 88GT, Spasmo, Pami, Knife Lady were doing some shopping when they strolled by the town Salloon named INGO's Hole and noticed several horses tied up at the hitching post. We could not beleive our eyes on who was at the Hole drinking it up when they were supposed to be at a town meeting. They were......

 

[HandK]

Wanting to do the dishes when

 

[Knife Lady]

They were Mayor Fenway, Savage Eagle, U.S. Patriot, Gungho, Tactical Dave. Now mind you this is not the proper place to have a meeting. So now the towns people are in an uproar cause......

 

[MarkM]

There was a bar fight between...............

 

[SavageEagle]

...ihateiraq and Jack Ryan. It was epic. It lasted 40 days and 40 nights until finally....

 

[infidel]

...ihateiraq and Jack Ryan. It was epic. It lasted 40 days and 40 nights until finally....

They both realized that there could be no victor. So, they called up redneckmedic to fix the epic injuries incurred. While RNM was working on them, out of nowhere....

 

[MoparMan]

Infantrylife still at Jetgirl and Rachel Marie's saloon since he saved so much money shopping online

 

[Eddie]

"What's all this then?" Said Public Servant as he walked up to the scene of the fight. He was taking little tiny steps and walking carefully as he had just polished his new boots and didn't want to scuff them. ihateiraq and Jack Ryan both started talking at the same time. "Slow down, I can't understand you." Said Public Servant.

"This might help." Said E5Ranger. He reached down into his pack and pulled out a sound system and a pair of tables and a lecturn. "I like to be prepared in case a debate breaks out." He told them. "How do you fit all that in there?" Asked everyone else.

But before he could answer...

 

[Knife Lady]

then appeared Tyler34 in his wagon selling his panhandling items that he makes by hand. Now everyone knows that Tyler34 has some reall good prices so all the towns people get word that he is in town and Paddlingman and Dogman and Bountyhounter all come running so they can get first looks at what he has in his wagon. Right as Tyler34 was getting down off of his wagon he sees.....

 

[Que]

Gage swooping in on her supercharged crotch rocket and swooped up E5Ranger375's pack. She would have gotten away, but her back tire slipped on...

 

[HandK]

Some poo that Jclark had left there earlier when he and Bigum had

 

[Eddie]

Gage swooping in on her supercharged crotch rocket and swooped up E5Ranger375's pack. She would have gotten away, but her back tire slipped on...

A bunch of bannana peels that fell out of E5Ranger's pack. "I like to keep those handy in case somebody on a motorcycle tries to steal my pack." He said.

"How do you fit all that in there?" Everyone else asked.

"Well, it's simple, you see,"

But before he could answer...

 

[Knife Lady]

Some horse chit and ..........

 

[Suprtek]

....pickles that fell out of Relic's back pocket. BazookaJoe and Bigum started laughing hysterically about...

 

[Que]

seeing .38 Special who hasn't been around forever. It was reported that he attended the GSSF match, but it was a lie because it's suspected that he's a member of D.O.G. (Destroy Only Glocks), which was founded by...

 

[serpicostraight]

g.o.a. glock owners of america who secretly hate glocks because....