INGO Novel

[Que]

"The kool aid is poisonous to the minds of the free! These sheep were once like us, but now they believe guns and people who own them are the scourge of INGO. We must allow Singlesix to gather them and ship them off to the moon!" However, VUPDblue had a better idea...

 

[Knife Lady]

So he called Ironjaw and public servant to spread the word about the sheep and the side affects of the kool aid. When they told the INGO members.....

 

[Que]

DownZero has graduated from law school and has passed the bar and will be running for DA. His platform includes...

 

[ihateiraq]

no longer allowing gtrlspl to pleasure himself while wearing a giant panda bear costume and looking at calenders of firefighters, except on special occasions such as....

 

[Turn Key]

watching the weirdo in the purple mini-skirt strut the isles at the 1500. gtrlspl will have to resort to...



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[IndyMonkey]

Staying on the midway during the state fair, trying to win small pandas and.....

 

[Que]

Ensuring that everyone who stays up until 4 a.m. updating the "Official Status Update Thread" has a position on his special task force, designed to make it illegal to carry a gun smaller than 9mm caliber and knives that are smaller than Indy_Keith's...

 

[IndyBeerman]

But Relic Hound jumps up frantically hollers "Alas ye, the Status Update Thread has it's own security force, we operate with the power of Jclark's poop, We have special throwing monkeys that are accurate to within a 1/2"moa @ 600 yards. No one can withstand the eternal onslaught of slinging Monkeys at that distance and it's nasty smell".

Meanwhile back at the saloon....

 

[Que]

a tall, dark stranger appered in the door. As his spurs gingled and his leather holsters creeked with every step, he slowly raised his head, exposing the cigar he got at the NWI meet, he spoke: "My name is esrice and I'm back to take my job as sheriff!" The gasps were deafening and everyone wondered what changes were in store for INGO; however...

 

[MarkM]

Fenway nuked Esrice from orbit to assure that he wouldnt get the job as Sherrif because that job is going to....

 

[Que]

Fenway's evil twin brother, who happened to be a midget with...

 

[MarkM]

Property of IndyMonkey tattoed on his forehead. His plan was going perfectley when made a HUGE mistake. He left his diary at the Saloon. And when the INGOERs read it allowed they discovered....

 

[ihateiraq]

esrice got his moderator spot back by blowing...

 

[MarkM]

Up balloons for the fair tonite. that is in memory of....

 

[Que]

and...

 

[ihateiraq]

poland getting steamrolled by germany. the memory of this event makes nordicheathenvinlander....


eta: awww que.

 

[Knife Lady]

Happy since he is a big fan of Chuck Norris. As the fair gets started Slacker, Minuteman 47 heads over to the towns Saloon to see the new girl Sclark who is the new dancer and to have a ..........

 

[PhantomJ]

a few shots with Scutter and Fenway but alas before they could even have a sip...

 

[1032JBT]

downzero and Rambone crashed though the doors complaining about cops again. But right in mid whine..........

 

[SavageEagle]

Smoking357, back from the dead, burst through the door behind them! Luckily, fpd9317 was there to smoke Smoking357 before he could bite them. Seeing this commotion the saloon patrons....