Misheard Song Lyrics

[actaeon277]

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I never understood ANY of those words.

 

[gregkl]

I never understood ANY of those words.

Same here but I did like the guitar work.

 

[JeepHammer]

My niece at about 8 years old, with about 4 of her friends singing along with the Go-Gos at the top of their lungs...

"Alex the seal" instead of "Our lips are sealed".

They were having so much fun I didn't correct them.

 

[chezuki]

I never understood ANY of those words.

Neither does Eddie... He changes them every show.

 

[Riflemen14]

Kingsmen Louie Louie

Real

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The FBI's verison

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Makes me laugh everytime.

 

[Bennettjh]

Fleetwood Mac-"Rhiannon"

Lyrics: Dreams unwind, Love's a state of mind.

I hear: Dreams are why I love to stay the night.

 

[Ingomike]

Elton John:
Real: she had electric boots
Me: she had electric boobs

.

You can't stop there...

Real next line: a mohair suit

Me next line: I know Jesus. (As in hey suse)

 

[Mongo59]

Rick James:

She's a very beefy girl,
the kind you don't take out to dinner,
she can eat her meals forever,
'til she can't get out her seat.

The girl is awful beefy (the girl's a super beef)
the kind of girl you read about (in a gourmet magazine)
Super beef, super beef, she's super beefy, yeah.

She's a very beefy girl,
the kind you can't fit through the doorway,
you've got to grease and lube her,
just to get her down the hall.

The girl is awful beefy (the girl's a super beef)
the kind of girl you read about (in a gourmet magazine)
Super beef, super beef, she's super beefy, yeah.

She's so wide,
so awfully wide,
so G-D wide... she's so he-he-he-he-he-heavy!

Super beef, super beef, she's super beefy, yeah...


Well, that was the way I thought it should go...

 

[jsharmon7]

Scotty McCreery’s “Five More Minutes.”

Lyrics: ”At 86, my grandpa said there’s angels in the room.”

I hear: “At 86, my grandpa said Criss Angel’s in the room.”

 

[Bennettjh]

Jimi Hendrix:

Real: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Me: Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Elton John:
Real: she had electric boots
Me: she had electric boobs

There are many others, but these two are the ones that came to mind just now.

She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two/too.

 

[actaeon277]

Electric boobs.
That could be dangerous

 

[two70]

Credence Clearwater revival:

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

what I hear:


Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right

Depending on which version of the song you are listening to, you are not necessarily hearing that entirely wrong. CCR clearly sings "bathroom on the right" as the last line of the version on the greatest hits album.

 

[CindyE]

My daughter used to think Tom Petty's "Free Fallin" was "Trees Fallin".

 

[CindyE]

I never understood ANY of those words.

Me neither, drives me crazy. Lyrics are important to me.

 

[actaeon277]

England Dan and John Ford Coley - I'd Really Love to See You Tonight.

Real:
I'm not talking 'bout movin' in
And I don't want to change your life
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around
And I'd really love to see you tonight

Me:
I'm not talking 'bout millenium
And I don't want to change your life
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around
And I'd really love to see you tonight

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

My wife always talks about when she was little, hearing the Neil Sedaka song "Laughter in the Rain"

She always heard it as "Ohhhhhh, how he left her in the rain........" and she thought it was a really sad song.

 

[Mark 1911]

Cars - Shake it Up

Real
Uh well, dance all night, play all day
Don't let nothin get in the way
Dance all night, keep the beat
Don't you worry bout two left feet

Me
Uh well, dance all night, play all day
Don't let nothin get in the way
Dance all night, keep the beat
Don't you worry bout tulip feet

 

[JettaKnight]

Stevie Nicks - "Edge Of Seventeen"

Misheard lyric: "Just like the wild wind does"
Actual lyric: "Just like the white wing dove"

 

[Mark 1911]

Ok it's not a song, but back when I was in 2nd grade one day after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance (had been doing this since Kindergarten, so it was bugging the crap out of me). Raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Who is Richard Stands, and why does he have his own Republic?".

She ran out of the class room laughing. Called my mom. And when I got home, my mom was still laughing.

She explained to me that the correct words are, "To the Republic for which it stands", not "To the Republic for Richard Stands".

 

[chezuki]

Stevie Nicks - "Edge Of Seventeen"

Misheard lyric: "Just like the wild wind does"
Actual lyric: "Just like the white wing dove"

Lol, i though it was “one winged dove”. Always wondered if it flew in circles.