My Plague Payment is on the Way!

[Gaffer]

We seniors are just pre-positioned for the post-EMP world. We'll hit the ground 'running'...

We will be running until our arthritis meds run out :>)

 

[d.kaufman]

Indiana man waiting for stimulus payment finds $8.2M in his bank account: report

Maybe that's why I haven't seen my Trump Change yet.

 

[jsharmon7]

No update on my bank, but it turns out I don’t need the money! I got a voicemail today saying I won a sweepstakes for $9.5M and a 2020 Benz. All I have to do is pay a 1% tax to the FTC. Certainly sounds reasonable!

 

[churchmouse]

No update on my bank, but it turns out I don’t need the money! I got a voicemail today saying I won a sweepstakes for $9.5M and a 2020 Benz. All I have to do is pay a 1% tax to the FTC. Certainly sounds reasonable!

 

[foszoe]

Well I woke up with 8.2 Million in my bank account. The government apparently does know my info.

No update on my bank, but it turns out I don’t need the money! I got a voicemail today saying I won a sweepstakes for $9.5M and a 2020 Benz. All I have to do is pay a 1% tax to the FTC. Certainly sounds reasonable!

 

[dsol]

Nothing yet.
I wont count on it until I see it.
I figure we will use it to help pay our taxes this year

That's exactly what I am doing with mine sadly...

 

[churchmouse]

Well I woke up with 8.2 Million in my bank account. The government apparently does know my info.

They got it from the hall monitor. She is always listening.....

 

[DoggyDaddy]

No update on my bank, but it turns out I don’t need the money! I got a voicemail today saying I won a sweepstakes for $9.5M and a 2020 Benz. All I have to do is pay a 1% tax to the FTC. Certainly sounds reasonable!

Let me guess... they want you to pay it in gift cards?

 

[foszoe]

Was watching TV and she lit up when they said "Amazon"

hmm

They got it from the hall monitor. She is always listening.....

 

[jsharmon7]

Let me guess... they want you to pay it in gift cards?

Oh man, did we both win?!

 

[JettaKnight]

I got this notice from the IRS:

To help millions of people, the Treasury Department and the IRS launched a new web tool allowing quick registration for Economic Impact Payments for those who don’t normally file a tax return. The non-filer tool, developed in partnership between the IRS and the Free File Alliance, provides a free and easy option designed for people who don't have a return filing obligation, including those with too little income to file. The feature is available only on IRS.gov, and users should look for Non-filers: Enter Payment Info Here to take them directly to the tool.

So, if they don't have bank info for you, it's not too late to give it to them. (unless you're one of "those types")

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

 

[Trigger Time]

Still laying here waiting for uncle sam to stimulate me

 

[MCgrease08]

Still laying here waiting for uncle sam to stimulate me

 

[rkwhyte2]

Still laying here waiting for uncle sam to stimulate me

Yeah me too but experience has lead me to believe that Uncle Sugar likes Wednesdays.

 

[churchmouse]

Yeah me too but experience has lead me to believe that Uncle Sugar likes Wednesdays.

On or around the 11th is my experience...

 

[femurphy77]

Still laying here waiting for uncle sam to stimulate me

 

[foszoe]

Still laying here waiting for uncle sam to stimulate me

 

[Bapak2ja]

I received notification of the funds being sent to my account. “Pending ACH deposit IRS Treasury.” Should be there tomorrow.

 

[Trigger Time]

Well that helped

 

[rvb]

Wouldn't know as I am not the government. I do know I don't GIVE them or anyone else anymore information than I HAVE to. no matter what. If it wasn't for my wife, I would have went 4 census without being on them voluntarily.

ever owe taxes vs getting a refund? If you sent them a check you also sent them your routing and account #...

-rvb