Thieves **** me off!!!
Solution; cut their hands off to indicate they were thieves.
Oh yeah, I forgot the second part, hang them in the public square with a sign around their necks. But use inexperienced hang men and then have a pool on whether he bleeds out first or die of suffocation. Make it a 50/50 to cover the costs so it's cost neutral for the county.
And yes, I'm serious.
Im with you. Theft is such a low-life, pitiful, cowardly crime. Seems like do few of these jerks are ever brought to justice. They know they'll probably never be caught.