Corrupt-A-Wish

[HandK]

Granted. Now they are working on getting butt grabbing prohibitted.

I wish Yamaha would quit killing this thread with his posts.

Granted! but now he lives in your living room playing X box 24-7 eating all your food and drinking all your beer in his tighty whiteys!

I wish I could have a real wish!!

 

[jdhaines]

Granted, but it won't come true.

I wish I had my next "want" rifle...an FN Fal.

 

[HandK]

Granted, but it won't come true.

I wish I had my next "want" rifle...an FN Fal.

Granted but it's made out of wood and you must assemble it!

I wish I had warm weather!

 

[patience0830]

hmm

Granted...but she is a lesbian.

this statement could be a plus. Have you seen the woman?

I wish I hadn't just read this entire thread.

 

[40calPUNISHER]

Granted but it's made out of wood and you must assemble it!

I wish I had warm weather!

Granted! You live in LA, your guns dont.

What to wish for???? World peace, an end to global warming... I know! I wish for my truck to have bigger tires and a lift so I can run over all the slow and annoying "safe drivers" that are going to be in my way tomorrow morning when we get that ice/rain storm.. Thats a awesome with, I kick ass at this game!

 

[patience0830]

Granted! You live in LA, your guns dont.

What to wish for???? World peace, an end to global warming... I know! I wish for my truck to have bigger tires and a lift so I can run over all the slow and annoying "safe drivers" that are going to be in my way tomorrow morning when we get that ice/rain storm.. Thats an awesome wish(fixed it for you), I am an ass at this game!

Granted, But it won't start. Just so those safe drivers remain just that.

I wish I could figure out a way to start my own business without going into debt.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted. Now they are working on getting butt grabbing prohibitted.

I wish Yamaha would quit killing this thread with his posts.

Buwahahaha


Patience:
granted. But you now have to deal with the mob, time to call the steam **A-Team** darn autocorrect on the droid

I wish for an american autobahn

 

[2cool9031]

Granted, But it won't start. Just so those safe drivers remain just that.

I wish I could figure out a way to start my own business without going into debt.

Granted, but the products you are selling, no one wants.

I wish the snow was done for the season.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted! but now he lives in your living room playing X box 24-7 eating all your food and drinking all your beer in his tighty whiteys!

......no tighty whiteys, only plaid boxers foo......is there a comfy couch in said living room?

Granted, but the products you are selling, no one wants.

I wish the snow was done for the season.

granted, but instead of snow the temp just drops to -20*, and someone stole your coat

I wish for an american autobahn

 

[Brandon]

......no tighty whiteys, only plaid boxers foo......is there a comfy couch in said living room?



granted, but instead of snow the temp just drops to -20*, and someone stole your coat

I wish for an american autobahn

granted.
but it will be under construction for the next 20 years and have work zone speed limits in place while no one is working.

i wish computers could fix themselfs.

 

[Yamaha]

granted.
but it will be under construction for the next 20 years and have work zone speed limits in place while no one is working.

i wish computers could fix themselfs.

Granted, but they now censor everything you type and only access gay porn


I wish the history channel would actually have history shows on it like it used to....pawn stars/pickers/IRT/top gear/loggers are not history shows people

 

[isis]

Granted, but they now censor everything you type and only access gay porn


I wish the history channel would actually have history shows on it like it used to....pawn stars/pickers/IRT/top gear/loggers are not history shows people

Granted, but then you're stuck watching the same documentary with the same narrator each time.

I wish for my car to fix itself.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted, but then you're stuck watching the same documentary with the same narrator each time.

I wish for my car to fix itself.

I could deal with that vs ratings fueled



Granted: But now you're in soviet russia and the the car fixes you

I wish I could quit trying to kill this thread

 

[HandK]

I could deal with that vs ratings fueled



Granted: But now you're in soviet russia and the the car fixes you

I wish I could quit trying to kill this thread

Granted! Now all your guns are High point and you spend hours and hours a day here tying to defend them!

I wish I had a new Camaro that turned into Bumble Bee!!

 

[Hayseed_40]

Granted! Now all your guns are High point and you spend hours and hours a day here tying to defend them!

I wish I had a new Camaro that turned into Bumble Bee!!

Granted but evertime you get in it you have to give yourself a shot with an epi-pen.

I wish that we could trade Canada for California.

 

[Sweetums]

Granted but evertime you get in it you have to give yourself a shot with an epi-pen.

I wish that we could trade Canada for California.

Granted, but what's the difference?


I wish I could go back to sleep for a couple of hours.

 

[Blackhawk2001]

Granted, but what's the difference?


I wish I could go back to sleep for a couple of hours.

Granted - but you do it while you're at work and your boss gives you the rest of your life off.

I wish I had my own helicopter.

 

[40calPUNISHER]

Granted - but you do it while you're at work and your boss gives you the rest of your life off.

I wish I had my own helicopter.

Granted. In five minutes your phone will ring. It will be your wife. She will tell you that a helicopter has crashed landed on your house.

I wish I could fly.

 

[jdhaines]

Granted. In five minutes your phone will ring. It will be your wife. She will tell you that a helicopter has crashed landed on your house.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you suffer from severe vertigo, motion sickness, and fear of heights.

I wish my reloading bench was done so I don't have to work in the cold garage anymore.

 

[HandK]

Granted, but you suffer from severe vertigo, motion sickness, and fear of heights.

I wish my reloading bench was done so I don't have to work in the cold garage anymore.

Granted you finish your bench and start drinking to celebrate, get drunk and chop it up and burn it for firewood!!


I wish I had a Helicopter too!