Farmers can’t be scared!!!Bristow beast,
A large monster that terrifies farmers.
There’s no such thing!!
Now please be quiet!
Farmers can’t be scared!!!Bristow beast,
A large monster that terrifies farmers.
Farmers can’t be scared!!!
There’s no such thing!!
Now please be quiet!
Have you been in a Wal-Mart lately?Does Indiana have an official cryptid like a mothman or yeti-squatch?
I think I spotted one wearing pajama pants and crocs.Have you been in a Wal-Mart lately?
I think I spotted one wearing pajama pants and crocs.
I was abducted by aliens and taken aboard a ship. It's unclear how long they had me on their ship, but it seemed like a lifetime.
After all the anal probing, they dropped me somewhere in the middle of a large wooded area. It's unclear how long I was held there, but after all the anal probing, they dumped me in a river.
After what seemed like hours of rapids and waterfalls, I ended up in a lake, The thought of drowning never entered my mind because of all the anal probing. Once the creatures desires were fulfilled, it gently layed me on the shore, where I recognized where I was.