DNR Sex Sting Outside of Fort Wayne

[CPT Nervous]

Give it a try and let us know. My money is on the cops getting called.

What if I did it in my squad car?? You weren't prepared for that, were you??

 

[Fargo]

What if I did it in my squad car?? You weren't prepared for that, were you??

Actually, since I knew you were a cop, I thought you could drive a personal but bring your radio so you can hear your own call....

 

[CPT Nervous]

Actually, since I knew you were a cop, I thought you could drive a personal but bring your radio so you can hear your own call....

Great idea! I can take the call so as not to be arrested. Brilliant.

I'll just tell them I was doing some undercover work.

 

[Fargo]

Great idea! I can take the call so as not to be arrested. Brilliant.

I'll just tell them I was doing some undercover work.

I'm picturing you curbstomping yourself, ala Fight Club. All while yelling, "don't worry ma'am, he'll leave you alone after this."

 

[CPT Nervous]

I'm picturing you curbstomping yourself, ala Fight Club. All while yelling, "don't worry ma'am, he'll leave you alone after this."

That, sir, is comedic perfection. I am actually at a loss for words right now.

 

[Fargo]

That, sir, is comedic perfection. I am actually at a loss for words right now.

Thanks!

 

[CPT Nervous]

Also, I'm taking that. Thank you.

 

[CPT Nervous]

I'm just confused about one thing...

Okay, so after I curbstomp myself, yell "stop resisting," Taser myself, then wrestle myself into cuffs, I tell the young lady that he won't be bothering her anymore, do I put myself in the back? How do I get to jail?

I guess I would just sit there. I'm sure someone will be over to pick me up soon enough.

 

[Fargo]

I'm just confused about one thing...

Okay, so after I curbstomp myself, yell "stop resisting," Taser myself, then wrestle myself into cuffs, I tell the young lady that he won't be bothering her anymore, do I put myself in the back? How do I get to jail?

I guess I would just sit there. I'm sure someone will be over to pick me up soon enough.

No, you drag your bloodied self over the woman and beg her not to press charges, but you constantly interrupt yourself yelling "I told you to shut up".

 

[CPT Nervous]

No, you drag your bloodied self over the woman and beg her not to press charges, but you constantly interrupt yourself yelling "I told you to shut up".

... "Is this the guy?"


I think she'd be too terrified to speak.

 

[Fargo]

... "Is this the guy?"


I think she'd be too terrified to speak.

In which case I say "mission accomplished".

 

[JTScribe]

All that's running through my head right now:

[video=youtube;87w655s3xKc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87w655s3xKc[/video]

 

[nbunga]

We used to call that place the pickle park back when I was in high school. That was almost 20 years ago. It's been known for that stuff for as long as I can remember. It's actually barely a mile from the high school.




edit: oops, cozy beat me to it.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Oh, you said pickle...

[video=youtube;NgWn7zbgxZ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4[/video]

 

[BADWOLF]

You know why older guys, married guys go to the parks to " play"

1. Their in the closet.
2. Their married & in the closet aka on the down low.
3. Their single " straight " and in the closet.

In all of those they are in the closet due to what ever reason, and since they are they are to afraid to go to a queer bar because they might be seen by someone they know. So for a guy a logical place to go is middle of know where along with others that are trying to keep a secret from friends and family. I could go on but you get the idea.

Now I don't condone their actions but understand why they do it but with the internet I think their are better options and safer ones as well

 

[Vigilant]

You know why older guys, married guys go to the parks to " play"

1. Their in the closet.
2. Their married & in the closet aka on the down low.
3. Their single " straight " and in the closet.

In all of those they are in the closet due to what ever reason, and since they are they are to afraid to go to a queer bar because they might be seen by someone they know. So for a guy a logical place to go is middle of know where along with others that are trying to keep a secret from friends and family. I could go on but you get the idea.

Now I don't condone their actions but understand why they do it but with the internet I think their are better options and safer ones as well

C'mon man, they're and there!

 

[Tactically Fat]

Y'all know that there's an INGO mod from Woodburn...

And he frequently heads home to visit his family / girlfriend...

 

[funeralweb]

Whew....for a minute there I thought animals were involved in this.

 

[spencer rifle]

This kind of activity has been going on at that site for many years. Not surprised. That's why the local park district, who used to own the site, gave it to the DNR.

 

[T.Lex]

Dear Penthouse:

It was a sunny spring day and I wanted to get out of the house so I checked out the local park in Howard County, backed into the parking spot and started to read the paper and enjoy a cup of coffee. Two guys pulled in next to me to make "conversation" and a third one walked up on foot....

.... claypool court bathrooms ...hilarity ensues

I think that was where a then-current BMV director got popped. No. Wait. That's not the right word.

Caught.