CPT Nervous
Grandmaster
Give it a try and let us know. My money is on the cops getting called.
What if I did it in my squad car?? You weren't prepared for that, were you??
Give it a try and let us know. My money is on the cops getting called.
Actually, since I knew you were a cop, I thought you could drive a personal but bring your radio so you can hear your own call....What if I did it in my squad car?? You weren't prepared for that, were you??
Actually, since I knew you were a cop, I thought you could drive a personal but bring your radio so you can hear your own call....
I'm picturing you curbstomping yourself, ala Fight Club. All while yelling, "don't worry ma'am, he'll leave you alone after this."Great idea! I can take the call so as not to be arrested. Brilliant.
I'll just tell them I was doing some undercover work.
I'm picturing you curbstomping yourself, ala Fight Club. All while yelling, "don't worry ma'am, he'll leave you alone after this."
Thanks!That, sir, is comedic perfection. I am actually at a loss for words right now.
No, you drag your bloodied self over the woman and beg her not to press charges, but you constantly interrupt yourself yelling "I told you to shut up".I'm just confused about one thing...
Okay, so after I curbstomp myself, yell "stop resisting," Taser myself, then wrestle myself into cuffs, I tell the young lady that he won't be bothering her anymore, do I put myself in the back? How do I get to jail?
I guess I would just sit there. I'm sure someone will be over to pick me up soon enough.
No, you drag your bloodied self over the woman and beg her not to press charges, but you constantly interrupt yourself yelling "I told you to shut up".
In which case I say "mission accomplished".... "Is this the guy?"
I think she'd be too terrified to speak.
C'mon man, they're and there!You know why older guys, married guys go to the parks to " play"
1. Their in the closet.
2. Their married & in the closet aka on the down low.
3. Their single " straight " and in the closet.
In all of those they are in the closet due to what ever reason, and since they are they are to afraid to go to a queer bar because they might be seen by someone they know. So for a guy a logical place to go is middle of know where along with others that are trying to keep a secret from friends and family. I could go on but you get the idea.
Now I don't condone their actions but understand why they do it but with the internet I think their are better options and safer ones as well
It was a sunny spring day and I wanted to get out of the house so I checked out the local park in Howard County, backed into the parking spot and started to read the paper and enjoy a cup of coffee. Two guys pulled in next to me to make "conversation" and a third one walked up on foot....
I think that was where a then-current BMV director got popped. No. Wait. That's not the right word..... claypool court bathrooms ...hilarity ensues