You have someone really close to you that will clean that for you for cheap.....
Look up MosinGuy.
I'll be over here prepping for the diehards coming in to get all excited about a cosmo bath...
Disney has MUCH more security than anyone knows, and very little of it is visible...
This company has made a living off of skewing perceptions and morphing reality to bring guests into a place that is, by perception, far far away from reality. They would not ruin that by having TSA type child...