Screw it, I'm Leaving the Country....

[jbombelli]

Ok, which one of you guys told Trump I was heading to Australia?

That was me. He asked me to keep an eye on you.

 

[Kutnupe14]

That was me. He asked me to keep an eye on you.

You know I'm going to catch holy hell in Australia, right? I'm going to have to work on a different accent, so I don't get beat up.

 

[CindyE]

I want to know if you see lots of Australian Cattle Dogs (Heelers) and/or Australian Kelpies.
I always wanted to go snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef.

 

[Kutnupe14]

I want to know if you see lots of Australian Cattle Dogs (Heelers) and/or Australian Kelpies.
I always wanted to go snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef.

Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.

 

[CindyE]

Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.

 

[Leo]

Never been there sounds like a great opportunity. Have fun.

 

[jbombelli]

You know I'm going to catch holy hell in Australia, right? I'm going to have to work on a different accent, so I don't get beat up.

I'm gonna have to do the same thing in Scotland next year. Eh?

 

[Vigilant]

Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.

You do know that a good majority of shark attacks happen in wading level waters? Third most common water level for attack is 0-5ft.(smiles while thinking Kut stays on the dry sand the entire trip)

 

[Kutnupe14]

You do know that a good majority of shark attacks happen in wading level waters? Third most common water level for attack is 0-5ft.(smiles while thinking Kut stays on the dry sand the entire trip)

Yep, I do know that. That's why I said "knee deep," rather that "waist deep." My biggest fear in the world, after midget Nazi clowns, are man-eating animals.

 

[T.Lex]

Gentlemen, I suggest the next duplicate account be a very short, cannibalistic, Aryan mime.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Gentlemen, I suggest the next duplicate account be a very short, cannibalistic, Aryan mime.

I'd be out like these goats
[video=youtube;_JF0Jys5ITc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JF0Jys5ITc[/video]

 

[Vigilant]

Yep, I do know that. That's why I said "knee deep," rather that "waist deep." My biggest fear in the world, after midget Nazi clowns, are man-eating animals.

Depending on your height, "knee deep" may be just enough! Have a great vacation, in a great location!(Cliff Claven voice) Little known fact, Australia, the Sydney area in general is host to the world's largest concentration of midget Nazi clowns!

 

[T.Lex]

Depending on your height, "knee deep" may be just enough! Have a great vacation, in a great location!(Cliff Clarence voice) Little known fact, Australia, the Sydney area in general is host to the world's largest concentration of midget Nazi clowns!

I'm pretty sure March and early April is their mating season, too. Not only do the have to ingest 6x their usual amount of calories, they are more... aggressive about trying to procreate. Do not pet their bellies.

 

[shootersix]

Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep. .

they also have sting rays!!!!!don't forget about sting rays!!!!!!....Steve Irwin did! and look what happened to him!

 

[Kutnupe14]

they also have sting rays!!!!!don't forget about sting rays!!!!!!....Steve Irwin did! and look what happened to him!

Great, I hope you guys will be happy with pictures from the inside of my apartment.

 

[indiucky]

Yep, I do know that. That's why I said "knee deep," rather that "waist deep." My biggest fear in the world, after midget Nazi clowns, are man-eating animals.

Lest you forget these bad boys....

Australia's 10 most dangerous snakes - Australian Geographic

 

[Vigilant]

Great, I hope you guys will be happy with pictures from the inside of my apartment.

Meh, with modern cameras, it'll be just like you were there!

 

[Kutnupe14]

So what I'm getting, Is that ya'll want me to remain in the United States, and that I'm a national treasure.

Kut (is flattered)

 

[T.Lex]

Great, I hope you guys will be happy with pictures from the inside of my apartment.

I'm pretty sure the scorpions can get inside. They're like spiders. With stingers. And clown paint.

Lex (just trying to help)

 

[femurphy77]

Ok, which one of you guys told Trump I was heading to Australia?

Yup, he's even pissed of the Aussies now! Probably just tell them that you're from the planet Bongo in the Lexicon Galaxy if you want a hassle free visit!