Ok, which one of you guys told Trump I was heading to Australia?
That was me. He asked me to keep an eye on you.
Ok, which one of you guys told Trump I was heading to Australia?
That was me. He asked me to keep an eye on you.
I want to know if you see lots of Australian Cattle Dogs (Heelers) and/or Australian Kelpies.
I always wanted to go snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef.
Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.
You know I'm going to catch holy hell in Australia, right? I'm going to have to work on a different accent, so I don't get beat up.
Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.
You do know that a good majority of shark attacks happen in wading level waters? Third most common water level for attack is 0-5ft.(smiles while thinking Kut stays on the dry sand the entire trip)
Gentlemen, I suggest the next duplicate account be a very short, cannibalistic, Aryan mime.
Depending on your height, "knee deep" may be just enough! Have a great vacation, in a great location!(Cliff Claven voice) Little known fact, Australia, the Sydney area in general is host to the world's largest concentration of midget Nazi clowns!Yep, I do know that. That's why I said "knee deep," rather that "waist deep." My biggest fear in the world, after midget Nazi clowns, are man-eating animals.
Depending on your height, "knee deep" may be just enough! Have a great vacation, in a great location!(Cliff Clarence voice) Little known fact, Australia, the Sydney area in general is host to the world's largest concentration of midget Nazi clowns!
Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep. .
they also have sting rays!!!!!don't forget about sting rays!!!!!!....Steve Irwin did! and look what happened to him!
Yep, I do know that. That's why I said "knee deep," rather that "waist deep." My biggest fear in the world, after midget Nazi clowns, are man-eating animals.
Meh, with modern cameras, it'll be just like you were there!Great, I hope you guys will be happy with pictures from the inside of my apartment.
I'm pretty sure the scorpions can get inside. They're like spiders. With stingers. And clown paint.Great, I hope you guys will be happy with pictures from the inside of my apartment.
Ok, which one of you guys told Trump I was heading to Australia?