Screw it, I'm Leaving the Country....

[ATM]

I feel like it would be a crime to go to Australia, and not throw a boomerang.

If you have troubles at first getting it to come back to you, try throwing it straight up.

 

[2in1evtime]

Oh hell no! Australia doesn't just have sharks, they have the racist Great WHITE shark. No way I'm getting in any water deeper than knee deep.
But I like dogs, so I'll look for the Heelers and Kelpies.

Sharks and crocodiles will venture into knee deep water, but the POISONOUS spiders and snakes disturb me more. Hope you have a great trip, would be fun!!!

 

[Bill of Rights]

You could get a boomerang while you're there.

It's like a frisbee for lonely people.

If you have troubles at first getting it to come back to you, try throwing it straight up.

And, everybody all together...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

 

[shootersix]

don't forget to buy a didgeridoo!
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because...well...everybody needs a musical instrument slightly more annoying than the bagpipes!

 

[trucker777]

Bring back some "boomerangs"

 

[DoggyDaddy]

they also have sting rays!!!!!don't forget about sting rays!!!!!!....Steve Irwin did! and look what happened to him!

And box jellyfish. Nasty buggers those...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I feel like it would be a crime to go to Australia, and not throw a boomerang.

I have a real boomerang and a didgeridoo from my trip. The didgeridoo is made from a wood called "wooly butt". Fun fact... all didgeridoos are to be made from wood that has been hollowed out by termites.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Fun fact... all didgeridoos are to be made from wood that has been hollowed out by termites.

Helps with the resonance!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Helps with the resonance!

Another fun fact... I was told by the girl I was visiting, that among the aboriginals, women aren't allowed to touch the didgeridoo. It's a "man thing" only.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Another fun fact... I was told by the girl I was visiting, that among the aboriginals, women aren't allowed to touch the didgeridoo. It's a "man thing" only.

I have no such opposition to girls touching my didgeridoo.

 

[printcraft]

It's been a week and nobody has posted this.......

 

[indiucky]

I have no such opposition to girls touching my didgeridoo.

Well doggy daddy you lobbed that out their an Kut knocked it out of the park...

 

[Joe G]

 

[jamil]

Seems I missed this thread. And I thought his absence was something we said.

Anyway, hope he has fun.

 

[KLB]

Has everyone been calling Homeland telling them that there is an inbound terrorist/drug mule/whatever else you can think of from Australia?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Has everyone been calling Homeland telling them that there is an inbound terrorist/drug mule/whatever else you can think of from Australia?

LOL...I had the same thought...A heroin smuggling, pyromaniac, human trafficking, communist, explosives expert, unicorn abusing ISIS member who kicks puppies and kittens.....

 

[KG1]

I wish he'd hurry up and get back. I have'nt been able to sleep (more than 8 hrs a night) since he's been gone.

 

[indiucky]

Wow Kut...You know BBI posts pics when he is out of the country...I am SURE you saw some nice Aussie gals down on the beach you could have posted pics of...Maybe a pic of a poisonous viper??? A Koala?????? Steve Erwin's hot widowed wife????? A crocodile????? Shrimp on the Barby????

C'mon man show us SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

 

[T.Lex]

Steve Erwin's hot widowed wife?????

Have you ever actually seen his wife?

haha

 

[jamil]

Have you ever actually seen his wife?

haha

Who. Steve Irwin's wife? Eh. Not that it's saying a lot about "hotness", but he married up, at least a little.